Ouch

by The Southern Belle from Tea Time at 11:46 AM on 3·10·2014

Hey radio folk, Max here. I’m an apprentice again. I didn’t pass the clearance exam but I also didn’t take it. Ms. Liberty Belle is the DJ. She’s really neat. She has a band that was supposed to play on Saturday but she got sick so my band played instead. I have a band now. Hm, this isn’t funny. I just want to make funny blog posts like my friend Harrison. This is the url to his blog: cutegirlswithcats.tumblr.com

SO that’s that. I’m not really sure what I should talk about. Being in charge of the blog is too much responsibility. I still really want to see the Lego movie, I’m upset that I didn’t get to see it in theaters. Have you heard the new Against Me! album? It’s not the best thing ever but it’s pretty fun. My boy Kieran is here. I doubt that’s how his name is spelt. He has a band called Shattuck and they’re very good. They have a song that goes I don’t know hooowwwwwww and it’s super catchy. They also have a song that I always think is a Violent Femmes song but it actually just has a part that’s similar. I have this bio lab that I need to write up and it’s stressing me out so much. Ugghhhhh. Do you ever do something and then you’re like why did I just do that?
We’ve got a great show for you today folks. The songs that I picked out to play are “Tired of Sex” by Weezer, “Poprocks and Coke” by Green Day and “Drunken Lullabies” by Flogging Molly. The theme for today is music that I listened to in middle school. Everybody talks bad about middle school like “Ugh those were the worst years of my life” but when I think about it middle school was actually very fun. I think that’s because I was very handsome in middle school.
Wow I just went on air and embarrassed myself. I didn’t know what to talk about. I think Harrison messed something up. I feel bad that I’m being so silly. I think I’m annoying Laura. =/
I know we’re not allowed to curse on air but what about on this blog? !#@%&* Is that word okay? I saw a guy wearing a shirt with the name of a band I like while I was walking here but it registered in my mind after I already passed him so I didn’t get to say anything to him. He could have been my new friend. I guess I don’t need anymore friends. I already have two. That’s from a television show that I watched. It’s called Freaks and Geeks, you may have heard of it. I’m done blogging, I think I’ve typed too much. Peace!

haha that was max. but this is harrison. “just a modern guy”.

These boys… ^ for those of you who want to know what was played today… have at it!!!

(Also in response to Max – you could never annoy me. I was only frightened that the integrity of my show would be in jepardy by announcing a different song than was played. It was not your fault, you are wonderful, and write adorably funny blogs. I give you an A+++ for today)

London’s Burning – The Clash

I Can’t Hardly Stand It – The Cramps
Ouch – Be Your Own Pet
The Thing That Only Eats Hippies – Dead Milkmen

Roots Radical – Rancid
I Always Knew – The Vaccines
Just A Girl – No Doubt
Push It – Garbage
Doin’ Alright With the Boys – Joan Jett

Maria – Blondie
Bite Hard – Franz Ferdinand
Sea Legs – The Shins

Iris – Goo Goo Dolls
1979 – Smashing Pumpkins
Henrietta – The Fratellis
Hopeless Romantic – Bouncing Souls
Pyramid – Wolfmother

Ego Override – Bob Mould
< A Soixsie and the Banshees song that Harrison played >
Lust for Life – Iggy Pop
Obstacle 1 – Interpool

Man – Presidents of the United States of America

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