CHRIS PLAYED BY CHARLES BERMAN

1. Where is the Weimar Republic?

2. What does it mean to decline a noun?

3. Before smoking in restaurants in was banned in the State of New York, some people were already not allowed to do it. Who were they?

4. How did Dr Strange come to be known as Dr Strange?

5. What does a seersucker do?

6. What is Objectivism?

7. Why was Margaret Murray O’Hare considered “the most hated woman in America?”

8. In Sherlock Holmes, what is Moriarty’s day job?

9. What is both a part of a shoe and a kind of food?

10. What is the word “fan” short for?

11. Please describe the plot of the play King Lear.

12. In international politics, the “special relationship” is between which two countries?

13. Why are Buffalo wings called this even though they are made of chicken?

14. What would you use a cathode ray tube for?

15. In what country did chocolate originate?

16. What is a check guarantee card?

17. Amnesty International wants what new human right to be added to the Universal Declaration of Human Rights?

18. What unusual annual architectural event happened today at the University of Chicago?

19. What is the difference between socialism and communism?

20. Describe how a triple play could happen in baseball.

21. Name something only one of us has read, heard, or seen.

22. Heads or tails?

DICK BITCHES

1. In 1954 johnny cash was married in texas, with plans of becoming a memphis appliance salesman. He instead formed a band with whom?

2. Who sang the duet with Stevie nicks in the song whenever I call you friend?

3. In 1976 whose album was banned from most stations because it contained the words “ spread your wings and let me come inside”?

4. Who sang the theme from welcome back kotter?

5. What was the name of Neil young’s movie?

6. How did ac/dc come up with their name?

7. In 1975 who tried to kill mick jagger?

8. What elton john song is about john lennon?

9. Who released the album night moves in 1976?

10. What band released the message in 1981?

DUMPSWITCH JONES MAKES HIS GLORIOUS RETURN AND WONDERS:

- Why did I have had a scone and a large house blend for breakfast?

- When is National Masturbation Month in the US?

- What percentage of NFL players go bankrupt shortly after retirement?

- What percentage of NBA players go bankrupt shortly after retirement?

- Why wasn’t Robin in the new Batman trilogy?

- Why do silica gel packets say “DO NOT EAT?”

- How does Google keep the grass and brush short around their headquarters?

- What is the difference between a bank robbery and a burglary?

- Who introduced The Beatles to marijuana?

- What is unique about the novel ‘Gadsby’?

- Describe the plot of Aldous Huxley’s ‘Brave New World’?

- BAD GENIE!